By Justin Racz
Tired of observing your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com if you end up no longer domestic? while he is taking you again to his position, does his mom solution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious choice of those painfully standard boyfriends, males we've got all had the misfortune to fulfill. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the residence. Rounding out the checklist are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. isn't really revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the right Valentine's Day present. listed below are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you are going to toast to being unmarried.
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27. Personal Trainer He is the master and you are the servant. He says bend, you say how low. Shouldn't you be the one wearing Spandex? " All the egg white omelets you can eat. A great body. And a 25% discount on gym membership. Break up and you will have to switch gyms. 28. Jewish Momma's Boy His name starts with a J: Josh, Jason, Jared, or Jacob. His middle name is Scott, David, or Mark. Very groomed, very gelled. Until he's twenty-five, when it starts thinning on top. Mommy's so proud because he's an investment banker at Goldman Sachs!
Doesn't Like You Like You 19. Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It 20. Man with Cats 21. Tortured Artist 22. Roommate Turned Boyfriend 23. Backhanded Complimenter 24. Fixer-Upper 25. OCD 26. Vegan 27. Personal Trainer 28. Jewish Momma's Boy 29. Surprise Sadist 30. Comedian 31. 50KCar, 30KJob 32. Jesus Beard 33. PDA Guy 34. Your Boss 35. Not Over His Ex 36. DJ 37. Mr. Miami Beach 38. Man with Beautiful Hair 39. Star Wars Lover 40. Neo-Patriot 41. Sexual Grinch 42. Actor/Musician/Applebee's Waiter 43.
Black on black. A Bach funeral dirge. Gargoyles and purple velvet spruce up his studio apartment. You can share his makeup. And it's not the cheap stuff; we're talking MAC, Laura Mercier, and Kiehl's. This is where he truly bares his dark side. Expect bondage, role-playing, candelabras, and crucifixes. 3. Large-Pet Owner Whether he cares for a cobra, Egyptian King lizard, or Bengal tiger, the large-pet owner silently begs for companionship, to be held, to be loved by another. Yet like his pets, he is not the most intimate of creatures.
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz